tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88567172011-04-21T11:45:05.041-07:00Squall Leonharthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13849355551855051023noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8856717.post-1107510767346318072005-02-04T01:38:00.000-08:002005-02-04T01:52:47.346-08:00Once upon a time, there was a retard by the name Michael. He loves to talk about sex related stuff, even in front of seniors / juniors / some teachers. So, he decided to corrupt the innocents by acting out a play when he was told to. Timothy, acting as the father was sitting there. Suddenly, the retard walked in. <br />Retard : "Dad! The porn sites you gave me are all out-dated!" <br />Timothy : "Aiyah. Daddy so old le surely out-dated le mah." <br />Retard : "Don't bluff lor! You still so active at night. I heard sounds coming out of your room at night!" <br />Timothy : "Er. We sleep talk mah!" <br />Retard : "Oh ya? And then whats all those dozens of empty packets of condoms in the dustbin in your room?" <br />Timothy : "I thought is you use one. Our house only 1 dustbin mah!" <br /> <br />----------------------- (The act was cut off by the seniors. Sorry for the incovience caused)--------------------------- <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8856717-110751076734631807?l=final-breaker.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Squall Leonharthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13849355551855051023noreply@blogger.com0